Black t-shirt with a colorful cartoon image featuring Amy Kay the alien and a cow caught mid-abduction. Includes the phrase "We Only Abduct Cow!"

Amy Kay ASMR

We Only Abduct Cow Tee

Sale price$24.99
Color: Black
Size: S
About
Size Body Length (inches) Chest Width (inches)
Small 28 18
Medium 29 20
Large 30 22
X-Large 31 24
2X-Large 32 26
3X-Large 33 28
4X-Large 34 30
5X-Large 35 32

Size
Embark on an interstellar adventure with this black tee, featuring a cartoon illustration of Amy Kay the alien, and a cow caught mid-abduction. Complete with the phrase “We Only Abduct Cow!,” this t-shirt is sure to spark conversation wherever you go.

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